Series of Rhetorical Questions, Inspired by Heidi Klum

(photo: scb)
If you apply makeup from the Heidi Klum collection for Victoria’s Secret Beauty, are you instantaneously “very sexy?”
Or, do you have to be inherently “very sexy” to find yourself inclined to try makeup with Heidi Klum’s name on it?
Do you feel bad if when you don’t look like Heidi Klum even though you’re wearing her makeup?
Does Heidi Klum even need makeup?
Can mere mortals purchase the Supermodel Mini Gloss set?
(Note: The gloss really does taste like chocolate. No wonder she stays so slim, that Heidi! A lesson for us all: Why eat chocolate when you can just wear it??? Also, the lipstick is a true pink with sparkle – not really the nude it’s been described as, plus it has an exfoliant-like property which I really like.)