Musings on Questionable Spring 2012 Footwear
In our favorite six words or less style :)
Brian Atwood Alesha Platform Pump in Cappuccino: Cuter than stilts. Kind of??
Christian Louboutin Cage Ankle Boots: Whaaaaaa happened? Undeserving of red bottom.
Tory Burch Petra Wedge Sandal: In knots. No, my stomach.
3.1 Philip Lim Clear D’Orsay Sandal: Bi-Polar – Part stripper. Part geriatric.
Ash Thelma Buckle-Up High-Top: So ugly it’s actually… still ugly.
Costume National Slingback Cork Wedge Mule: Only $1000 to look a fool!
Ellie Tahari Giada Suede Wedge Ankle Boot: 6 words? There are no words.
Givenchy Corinne Leather and Suede Wedge Sandal: This gladiator must die.
Ralph Lauren Umeeda Tie-Up Espadrille Wedge Sandal: Let’s make it hideous AND tangerine…
Reed Krakoff Raffia Oxfords: Why? Why why why why why??
Too much holiday sugar!
LOL. I don’t like sweets. Unless you count wine. Then I love sweets :)
Unfortunately for the state of fashion, this post was written stone cold sober. These shoes are actually all in stores now.
Hilarious!!